36" Subatomic Gong on the Rambo Rimbaud Gong Stand

Description

This listing includes a traditional Chinese gong mallet.
The Rambo Rimbaud Gong Stand
is simple, pure and strong. When you are with one, you feel a passion for clean black lines, the way the pieces of this gong stand fit together in an unusual way. The way they show off the gong, rather than themselves.
It is a poetry that is inextricably fused with the manufacture that makes us contemplate the young poet Rimbaud meeting up the celluloid fleck of testosterone called Rambo.
Rimbaud, when he was done writing poetry, did run guns in North Africa, they say. And Stallone, does write the grunts that amble out, perhaps not iambically, from Rambo's mouth while he shoots guns in his movies.
Gong Stand Measurements:
Adjustable Height: 55" - 61"
Width: 44"
Depth of Feet: 30"
The 36" Subatomic Gong (
Video Demonstration
)
, exclusive to Gongs Unlimited, is renowned for its tone, which could be a described as a “flavorful spicy Chau.” Its tone is zestier than that of a traditional Chau, and is wonderful for sound healing and meditation. These are really great gongs, man!
...Ah, yeah! Rambo!
He’s coming for you, JJ! He knows what you did, and he couldn’t be angrier about it! What are you even doing trying to hide? Rambo will literally kick your house over and snatch you from the ruins!
And JJ, if you’re reading this, don’t act coy. You know what you did. You came barging around the Gongs Unlimited site like you own the place, barely looking at items before moving on. Come on man, you think that kind of thing goes unnoticed? It would all be okay if you had been cool about it, just did your business and got going. But no, you dude, you came to this page, saw the fantastic 36" Subatomic Gong, and thought about some article you read on The Chive or some other adolescent website.
Don’t deny it, JJ! We know a guy who’s good with webcams!
So look out, JJ! Your reckoning with Rambo awaits! He wrote this in his poem Tartufe's punishment!
Punishment! - His clothes were unbuttoned
and, the long chaplet of pardoned
sins being told in his heart,
St Tartufe was so pale!..
So he confessed and prayed, with a death rattle!
The man contented himself with carrying off
his clerical bands… - Faugh!
Tartufe was naked from his top to his toe!
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